Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Award Winning Black Bean Salsa

Here is the award winning salsa recipe.  Yes, I won a contest for best recipe at a church party.  
I know, I am amazing...ha...ha - don't be jealous....
It is actually quite delicious & one of my favorite things to put on tacos, tostadas, taco salads, enchiladas, etc.  or just with some good ole tortilla chips. 

Black Bean Salsa

1 - 15 oz can Black Beans                         
3 Roma tomatoes                                               
½ cup chopped green onions                 
1 jalapeno, minced                                   
2 large cloves garlic, minced                  
1-2 avocados – chopped
Handful of cilantro – finely chopped
1/8 tsp cumin
½ tsp salt
1 lime for juice
2 tsp. olive oil
black pepper – to taste


Rinse & drain the black beans.  Mix all ingredients together.  This is what I call a “dump” recipe.  You can modify any of the ingredients up or down to account for your own taste buds.  Serve with tortilla chips.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

CT Brings Great News

The results from my CT scan on Monday are in. 
 I discussed them with my oncologist yesterday and here is a summary.

  • There are no signs of pulmonary embolism.  The blood clots in my lungs are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   My doctor told me to quit taking my blood thinners and to wait a few days and then start my Gleevec.  This of course means I called first thing this morning to schedule my first breast reconstruction surgery....I am anxiously waiting for a call back.  I am a planner...want to start planning.
  • I have some cyst like space-occupying lesions in my armpit area.  They are most likely post-surgical seromas.  These fluid containing structures are very common after a mastectomy.  
  •  Stable slightly irregular cyst like lesion in the left lobe of the liver....I have had this one for a few years.
  • A little bit of scarring in the lungs with a very slight amount of volume loss.  This is also common after a pulmonary embolism
  • Small nodule or nodules in right lobe of the thyroid gland. They found these a few years ago.  I had an ultrasound & they think they are cysts.
  • I asked him about the irregularity in my ribs from the PET scan and x-ray.  He told me that they see nothing on the CT.  This is great news....now I can relax a little :)
So overall, wonderful news.  It appears that I am 
CANCER FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I continue to heal and I am slowly getting my strength back.  Having really awful arthritis and scoliosis is making my recovery more difficult.  But, I have been walking every night (even when I am really tired and/or in pain) and have GREATLY reduced my food intake.  I gained about 25 pounds on chemotherapy...ya I know, kind of weird.  Most people lose weight.  not me, I always try to be different.  Anyways, I have lost 10 pounds so far....kind of proud of myself.  

BUT, I feel blessed that I get to have a recovery.  Cancer is a NASTY thing that takes people's lives every day.  It took me to some dark places, but I am here and I am a stronger person because of it.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Small & Perky...Yes, Please

*******WARNING.....I talk A LOT about boobs in this post :)


Almost one month ago I went to consult with a plastic surgeon at OHSU about reconstructive surgery post mastectomy.  First of all, I must say she was AMAZING.  I totally LOVED her.  She was honest, funny, bubbly, caring, and confident.  She TOTALLY reminded me of Mindy on the Mindy Project (a super hilarious show...seriously, you should watch it).  She asked what I wanted and I said, "What are the possibilities?".  She said, 'Whatever you want."  So I then changed my answer to, "WAY, WAY smaller AND PERKY...no more old lady boobs!!!!!"
After learning all the options and basics of breast reconstruction she basically flat out told me what she thought was the best option for me & my body......I 100% agreed with her.  
She told me I did NOT have enough fat on my belly to do the tummy tuck, make a breast surgery.  Not enough fat???.....silly girl.  She also said my previous surgeries on my abdomen made it not an option.  BUMMER.....would have been nice to have a super flat stomach once again (it has been a long time).  But, actually I think this was good news.  The surgery is an 8 hour surgery AND the recovery is extremely painful and LONG (you are in the hospital for 7-10  days!!).
She also told me she does NOT want to do surgery until I am OFF my anti-coagulants (blood-thinners).   There is just too much risk for bleeding with the surgery and the expander. It will be 6 months since my pulmonary embolism the first week of July.  So that means I could have my surgery sometime in July IF my oncologist lets me stop taking my blood thinners.  I wish I could have it today!!!!!!!!!!!
So without doing a CRAZY long post (not in the mood today).....here is the plan.

SURGERY #1:  Latissimus Flap and Tissue Expander (right side)
  • A section of muscle, skin and tissue are removed from the mid-upper back (right above the bra line....this is called the latissimus flap) and transplanted (along with its blood supply) to the chest area.
  • Blood vessels from the donor tissue are tunneled under the skin, and the tissues are then shaped to form a new breast mound on the chest.
  • A tissue expander will be placed under my skin and muscle.  The tissue expander is like a deflated balloon that you can slowly add saline to over-time to stretch your skin & tissue out.  
  • The surgery will take about 4 hours.  I will be in the hospital 1-3 nights.  The recovery is anywhere between 3-6 weeks.  She said this first surgery will be the biggest and most painful of them all with the longest recovery.  
  • I will need to go into the plastic surgeons office every week to get my expander "pumped up".  They will inject a little saline into the expander each time.  You keep doing this each week until you reach the desired size.  She told me since I live one hour away from her office that she will teach my husband how to pump up my breasts.......sounds pretty nasty, huh???  :)...every man's dream come true.
WAIT/RECOVER...Keep on Pumping Up Those Breasts for 2-3 months......then

SURGERY #2:  Change to Implant and Breast REDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!

  • Once my right breast is at the desired size it will be time to do the surgery I CAN NOT WAIT for!!!!!!!
  • They will REDUCE my ginormous left breast to match the size of my MUCH smaller right breast!!!! Woooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!!!!!  Happy day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • They will replace my expander on my right breast with an implant.
  • It is a 2-3 hour surgery, with a one night stay in the hospital.  She said it is about a 1-2 week recovery.

WAIT/RECOVER for 2-4 months...then

SURGERY #3:  Make a Nipple:

  • She said she can do this in her office as a simple out-patient procedure.
  • Basically, they pinch the skin together where your nipple should be a sew it together.....ouch!!!


WAIT/RECOVER for 2 months...then

SURGERY #4:  Tattoo

  •  Probably shouldn't call this a surgery...more like a little procedure.  I will get a tattoo to match the color of the nipple of the other breast and to create the areola on my new and improved right breast.
Soooo 6-12 months later I should have my FABULOUS, smaller, perky boobs...
This also means....
- I will no longer be The One Boob Wonder
- I will have a bra burning party.....I am seriously going to burn all my ridiculous H and I and J cupped bras
- I can shop for bras and swimsuits in NORMAL stores
- I can quit buying huge shirts just to fit my big boobs
- It will take a TON of strain off my crippled back
- I can go bra-less and not look like a freak of nature!!!

Some of my regular blog readers are probably wondering if I decided to go back on my Gleevec medication.  I have decided to go back on it.  I truly believe I need to be on it.  BUT, I am waiting until I am off my blood thinners before I start.  Gleevec is not a good drug to take with Coumadin (my blood thinners).  My doctor was going to have me do a CT scan in July after being on blood thinners for 6 months to see if my clots in my lungs were fully resolved.
BUT, after my oncologist talked to the GIST expert he decided that I should get a CT scan now and if the clots are gone I will go off blood thinners EARLY and start Gleevec.
This also means I can have my surgery EARLIER!!!!!!!   
So I have my CT scan tomorrow (Monday) morning.  So I am hoping that the scan will be clear and I can:
     - stop taking Coumadin
     - start taking Gleevec
     - call my surgeon & schedule my 1st reconstruction surgery...hopefully there are some openings in her surgery schedule that don't conflict with my obligation of being the key-note speaker at The Dalles Wahtonka High School's Graduation.....what was I thinking when I said yes???????  and will also allow me to go to my Granny's memorial/family get together at a resort in AZ in July (wait....AZ in July - what dummy planned this one?)

**** My echo cardiogram looked good....no real worries there.  But, I will have to get more frequent ones while I am on Gleevec
**** One last side note: I had a PET scan a few weeks ago to make sure there was no cancer in my body.  There was no cancer....they think.  There was an irregularity on one of my ribs, right below my shoulder bone on my back.  They did an x-ray to get a better look.  The irregularity was still there.  My oncologist told me he was not worried about it.  So I didn't worry until I read the reports myself and googled some of the terminology (dang you, google).  I found the same exact wording on my report to sometimes be associated with metastasized breast cancer AND sometimes multiple myeloma (my aunt died of this nasty one).  But, it also said that it could be nothing.  So, my doctor told me it is fine, but what if it is not.  My CT scan tomorrow should let me know one way or another on this little problem that has been in the back of my mind.  So if you want to say a prayer for me or send some good vibes, I would appreciate it. 

Peace out!

The One Boob Wonder





Monday, May 6, 2013

Yippee-Ki-Yay it is Berkeley's Birthday!

Here is the invitation I created for the birthday boy.   I had to put little boxes over my address and email to protect me from the creepers out there.


Yee-Haw....Berkeley's friends mosied on down to the Aldridge Ranch for a rip-roarin' birthday bonanza.

The horses had been rounded up into the corral
The Welcome Wagon had been set out
hats and bandannas awaited their new owners
games were ready

and the treats were waiting
 Berkeley's friends starting arriving and putting on their cowboy garb

Berkeley and his gang waiting for the rest of the gang to mosey on down

Happy Outlaw Berkeley
don't mess with Gunslinger Berkeley
Don't mess with Jake the Kid
Beware of Cow Stealing Carlie
Stay away from Claim Jumping Matthew
Don't mess with Switchback Spencer
Terrifying Jacob is on the loose!
Watch out of Round 'em Up Nathan

For some reason I did not get a wanted poster picture of Samantha and Josie....I am LAME.

 lining them up for some horse races
 giddy up!
Ride 'em cowboy!!!!!!
 look at the concentration :)
Cowboy Carlie can ride and pose at the same time.....definitely my daughter!
 Pin the Badge on the Sheriff
They did great!!!
Chow Time
 Such Cute Cow Pokes
 Yummy Cupcakes
 Gotta keep the cowboys hydrated
Carlie was such a great helper.  During lunch she lead the kids in a game of I Spy
(totally her idea - so proud of her initiative and leadership)
 Then the BANDIT arrived.......the cowboys and cowgirls started to chase him
 gonna get that bad guy!!!

 shooting the bandit
 We are gonna get that outlaw!!
The bandit is DOWN!!
 Hold 'em up outlaw!
The dead and SOAKED bandit!
 singing & blowing out the candles......

CUPCAKES with the Bandit!

 Love my girl!
 Spencer loved his cupcake
 Cutie Matthew
Love that cupcake face Nathan!
 Beautiful Cowgirl Josie
 Jake the ham!!  Hold 'em up!!
 Happy Samantha!!  Love her!!
Jacob my little leader...
 My weirdo Berk
gunslingers
 LOVE the evil face
 double the fire power
Time for presents....Berkeley's favorite part, of course.
He actually squealed in a super high pitched tone...hilarious
 Triple Trouble!!
what cuties
 The water guns were a HIT!
 Love my birthday boy
 That is one handsome cowboy

The party was super fun and there is NO WAY I could have done it without the help of my hard-working and creative mother!!!  Thank you mom - you are AMAZING!!!